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Q and A
Q: What is the difference between the men's final at Wimbledon and an amateur dramatic chorus?
A: The tennis final has more men.
Old actors never die, they just drop apart.
How do you drive an actress crazy? Hide her hairbrush
Q: How are sopranos defying the laws of
astrophysics?
A: The center of the universe shifts with
every step they take.
Why don't they give the Chorus coffee
breaks? It's such a pain to retrain them afterwards.
Q: Why did the actor stare at the
orange juice bottle for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why can't many vocalists get
through the door?
A: They either can't find the key or
don't know when to come in.
Q:What's the difference between a musician and a mutual fund?
A:The mutual fund eventually matures and earns money.
Just Remember:
"It's only Amateur Theater until it
offends someone ... then it's ART!"
Q: How do you drown an Actress?
A: Put a mirror at the
bottom of the pool.
Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ?
A: An Amateur Theatre electrician
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